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vvincestiel:

czarcastic-dog:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

narwhalqueens:

a movie about two asexual aromantic best friends who have a best friend marriage for tax benefits

that does not end with a scene of swelling music and passionate kiss where they realize they really do love each other after all

It ends with a fist bump or something. I’m on board. 

but it should end with the big swell of music that makes people think they’re going for the kiss when really it’s for the fist bump ending

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housingworksbookstore:

blackballoonpublishing:

thelifeguardlibrarian:

vintageanchorbooks:

HOW LONG IT TAKES TO READ THE WORLD’S MOST POPULAR BOOKS: http://shortlist.com/entertainment/books/how-long-it-takes-to-read-the-worlds-most-popular-books

My brain likes this like this.

This is almost too good.

I gotta go, I have some reading to do.

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jademonster42:

vannpires:

what month comes after september???

halloween

after that, at 61 days, is the longest month of the year, christmas

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totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:


#it is also the ‘i have a live laugh love decoration somewhere in my house’#’i have a child named caedyn’


#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:
#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey
Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

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totally-stab-caesar:

jennytrout:

jennytrout:

magdalenarivera:

#Wall decals about bible verses will class up any kitchen #You should come to my Thirty-One party

I can’t stop. There are too many:

#I’m the best mom on this field trip and everyone knows it #Have you read Eat, Pray, Love? #Let’s get lattes after Zumba! #Gluten causes Autism #I will have him pulled out of your class #Oh shoot, I forgot I volunteered to bring brownies to faith group tonight #We don’t let him watch more than one hour of TV a day #Stick figure family window sticker #(whispers behind hand) you’ve got to read 50 Shades of Grey

Forgive me. I am a mother, and I walk among these women every day. I have adopted their ways as a form of camouflage.

dying

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He’s down and it’s ugly! Dragons and Vikings, enemies again!

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Post-Mockingjay AU - Peeta and Katniss’ daughter learns about the Hunger Games

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highs0ciety:

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging

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septemberwildflowers:

If you’re having a bad night or are fond of a good fairy tale, here’s a handy-dandy masterpost with film, television, literary and musical adaptations of the more well-known stories, plus more. My apologies if any link is not high quality. Hugs!

Film Adaptations:
B e a u t y   a n d   t h e   B e a s t

Beastly (2011), starring Vanessa Hudgens
Beauty and the Beast (1992)
Beauty and the Beast (1991), starring Paige O’Hara [The Enchanted Christmas] [Belle’s Magical World]
Beauty and the Beast (1987), starring Rebecca De Mornay
Beauty and the Beast (1978), starring Zdena Studenkova
Beauty and the Beast (1976), starring George C. Scott
Аленький цветочек, The Scarlet Flower (1952)
La Belle et la Bête (1946), starring Josette Day

C i n d e r e l l a  

A Cinderella Story: Once Upon a Song (2011), starring Lucy Hale
Elle: A Modern Cinderella Tale (2010), starring Ashlee Hewitt
Another Cinderella Story (2008), starring Selena Gomez
Ella Enchanted (2004), starring Anne Hathaway
A Cinderella Story (2004), starring Hillary Duff
Ever After (1998), starring Drew Barrymore
Cinderella (1997), starring Brandy Norwood 
Cinderella (1994)
The Slipper and the Rose (1976), starring Gemma Craven
The Glass Slipper (1955), starring Leslie Caron
Cinderella (1950), starring Ilene Woods [Cinderella II] [Cinderella III]

H a n s e l   a n d   G r e t e l

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013), starring Gemma Arterton
Hansel and Gretel (1982), starring Nicola Stapleton
Hansel and Gretel (1954), starring Anna Russell 

J a c k   a n d   t h e   B e a n s t a l k

Jack the Giant Slayer (2013), starring Nicholas Hoult
Jack and the Beanstalk (2010), starring Christopher Lloyd
Jack and the Beanstalk: The Real Story (2001), starring Matthew Modine
Beanstalk (1994), starring J.D. Daniels
Jack to Mame no Ki (1974), starring Billie Lou Watt

T h e   L i t t l e   M e r m a i d

Adventures of the Little Mermaid (1991)
The Little Mermaid (1989), starring Jodi Benson [Return to the Sea] [Ariel’s Beginning] 
Anderusen Dowa Ningyo Hime, The Mermaid Princess (1975)
Русалочка, The Little Mermaid (1968)


R a p u n z e l

Tangled (2010), starring Mandy Moore [Tangled Ever After]
Rapunzel (1990), starring Linda Purl

R e d   R i d i n g   H o o d

Red Riding Hood (2011), starring Amanda Seyfried
Hoodwinked! (2006), starring Anne Hathaway [Hoodwinked Too]
Little Red Riding Hood (1995)

S l e e p i n g   B e a u t y

Sleeping Beauty (1987), starring Tahnee Welch
Sleeping Beauty (1959), starring Mary Costa

T h e   S n o w   Q u e e n

Frozen (2013), starring Kristen Bell
The Snow Queen (2012), starring Anna Shurochkina
The Snow Queen (2005), starring Sydney Rae White
Snow Queen (2002), starring Bridget Fonda
The Snow Queen (1995), starring Helen Mirren [The Snow Queen’s Revenge]
Снежная королева, The Snow Queen (1957)

S n o w   W h i t e

Snow White and the Huntsman (2012), starring Kristen Stewart
Mirror Mirror (2012), starring Lily Collins
Grimm’s Snow White (2012), starring Eliza Bennett
Snow White: The Fairest of Them All (2001), starring Kristin Kreuk
Snow White: A Tale of Terror (1997), starring Sigourney Weaver
Snow White (1937), starring Adriana Caselotti


T h u m b e l i n a

Thumbelina (2009)
The Adventures of Tom Thumb and Thumbelina (2002) 
Thumbelina (1994), starring Jodi Benson
Thumbelina (1992)

Television Adaptations:

Once Upon a Time (2012) (x)
Grimm (2011)
The Fairytaler (2004)
Happily Ever After: Fairy Tales for Every Child (1995)
Faerie Tale Theatre (1982) (x)
Shirley Temple’s Storybook (1952)


Other Fairy Tale & Fantasy Films: 

Alice in Wonderland (2010) ● Barbie Films Masterpost ● The Brothers Grimm (2005) ● The Dark Crystal (1982) ● Golden Films ● Inkheart (2008) ● The NeverEnding Story (1984) ● Oz: The Great and Powerful (2013) ● Pan’s Labyrinth (2006) ● Peter Pan (2003) ● Peter Pan (1953) ● The Princess Bride (1987) ● Stardust (2007) ● The Swan Princess (1994) [II] [III] ● Tolkien Masterpost ● Tuck Everlasting (2002)


Reading:

Read Hans Christian Andersen’s fairy tales online
Read Grimm’s fairy tales online
Hundreds of tales from around the world
Many more online fairytales
Fairytale fanfiction
List of book adaptations (x) (x) (x)


Other Resources: 

Disney Films Masterpost
Studio Ghibli Masterpost

septemberwildflowers:

If you’re having a bad night or are fond of a good fairy tale, here’s a handy-dandy masterpost with film, television, literary and musical adaptations of the more well-known stories, plus more. My apologies if any link is not high quality. Hugs!

Film Adaptations:

B e a u t y   a n d   t h e   B e a s t

C i n d e r e l l a  
H a n s e l   a n d   G r e t e l
J a c k   a n d   t h e   B e a n s t a l k
T h e   L i t t l e   M e r m a i d
R a p u n z e l
R e d   R i d i n g   H o o d
S l e e p i n g   B e a u t y
T h e   S n o w   Q u e e n
S n o w   W h i t e
T h u m b e l i n a
Television Adaptations:
Other Fairy Tale & Fantasy Films: 
Reading:
Other Resources: 
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mugglebornheadcanon:

708. Muggleborns complaining about having to go to the Apple store and purebloods wondering if muggles have a different store for every fruit.

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antoinetriplett:

jolivet:

spaceman-v-spiff:

nescientes:

novacayyn:

carry-on-my-otp:

If Stuntmen from the old movies don’t have your full respect then I just don’t know what to say to you

l tried really hard not to reblog this

Yeah, it is indeed really hard not to reblog a fucking thing.

Can we all agree that the man in the first gif is the manliest man in the world?

Are we just going to all silently acknowledge that the last guy is clearly dead and that we just saw him die. 

HOLD UP FOR A SECOND

ALL OF THESE GIFS ARE ONE MAN

THE SINGULAR BUSTER KEATON

WHILE FILMING THE GENERAL

HE SNAPPED HIS NECK ON THE RAILROAD TIES AND WENT HOME AND ICED HIS BODY

AND CAME BACK FOR WORK THE NEXT DAY

HE ONCE GOT HIS HIP RIPPED OUT OF ITS SOCKET BY A MALFUNCTIONING ELEVATOR AND WAS DISAPPOINTED WITH HIMSELF FOR BEING INJURED

HE ONCE HAD TO FALL 100 FEET DOWN A WATERFALL INTO A NET

A STUNTMAN TESTED IT AND BROKE BOTH LEGS AND DISLOCATED HIS SHOULDER

BUSTER DID THE STUNT ANYWAY AND LANDED WITHOUT A SCRATCH

IN ‘THE HIGH DIVE’

BUSTER DID A TRICK DIVE THROUGH A CARDBOARD DECK THAT WAS CAMOUFLAGED TO LOOK LIKE THE REAL DECK

ONLY HE COULDN’T TELL FROM 100 FEET UP WHERE THE CARDBOARD STOPPED AND THE REAL DECK STARTED AND THERE WAS ONLY LIKE A THREE FOOT MARGIN FOR ERROR

AND WHEN HE HESITATED A SUDDEN BREEZE LITERALLY KNOCKED HIM OFF THE DIVING BOARD AND HE HAD TO JUMP ANYWAY

AND HE MISSED THE REAL DECK BY LESS THAN A FOOT BUT HE MADE IT

IN THE SECOND GIF HE’S RECREATING SOMETHING THAT THE ACTUAL GENERAL PURSUERS HAD TO DO IN THE CIVIL WAR

IF HE MISSES THAT TIE

THE TRAIN WILL BE DERAILED AND HE WILL DIE IN THE EXPLOSION

IN THE THIRD GIF AN ENTIRE HOUSE IS FALLING HE HAS ONE TAKE AND IF HE HAS NOT DONE THE CALCULATIONS CORRECTLY HE WILL BE CRUSHED

HE HAS AN INCH-WIDE MARGIN ON EACH SIDE

AND THE HOUSE LITERALLY BRUSHES HIS LEFT SHOULDER ON THE WAY DOWN

YOU CAN SEE HIS LEFT ARM JUMP BECAUSE HE’S FLINCHING FROM THE PAIN

THAT LAST GIF

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THAT JUMP

HE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO FALL AND THEY HADNT PLANNED FOR IT

BUT HE SURVIVED

BUSTER KEATON SURVIVED 100% OF THINGS THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED LESSER MEN INCLUDING WWI, TORNADOS, HOUSEFIRES, ALCOHOLISM, BROKEN NETS, CRUSHING DEPRESSION, THE DEPRESSION ITSELF, THE MCCARTHY WITCHHUNTS, THE END OF SILENT CINEMA, AND ABOUT 900 MORE OF THE STUNTS YOU SEE ABOVE

BUSTER LIVED TO BE 70 YEARS OLD

FATHERED LIKE FOUR KIDS AND EIGHT GRANDKIDS

HE CAME OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF ALL THAT

THINKING THAT LIFE WAS GOOD AND PEOPLE WERE WONDERFUL

BUSTER KEATON IS NOT JUST A STUNTMAN

HE IS A GODDAMN SAINT

BUSTER KEATON’S PARENTS WERE PART OF A TRAVELING SHOW.

THEY WERE ACROBATS.

THEY TOOK BABY BUSTER UP HIGH IN THE AIR WITH THEM.

THEY DROPPED HIM.

LUCKILY SOMEONE WHO WAS STANDING UNDER THEM CAUGHT BABY BUSTER.

THAT MAN WAS HARRY HOUDINI. 

HARRY HOUDINI SAVED BUSTER KEATON’S LIFE.

if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit you can get right out.

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How the countries would react in high school

little-miss-china:

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Prussia:image

Canada and Sealand:image

Italy:image

Japan:image

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tapdancers:

happy america 5th everyone. you know the drill, america isnt free anymore. everyone back into your containment units until scheduled freedom day next year, thanks to all, respect your overlords

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aceinnatailsuit:

nooneneedsfeminism:

THERE IS NO PATRIARCHY.

THERE IS NO WAGE GAP.

THERE IS NO RAPE CULTURE.

FEMINISTS, STOP CREATING ABSURD, ILLOGICAL AND MYTHOLOGICAL THEORIES TO PROMOTE YOUR HATE  MOVEMENT.

THERE IS NO WAR IN BA SING SE

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doctorwho:

bbcamerica:

A NEW Doctor Who teaser has arrived and you can watch it right here!

The new season of Doctor Who comes to BBC America Saturday, August 23rd at 8/7c.

Those outside of the US can watch the new teaser here! 

(via queenpeletier)